You’ve Got To Be Kidding!!!

Yous never gunna believe da story meez gunna tell yous today.  Weez wuldn’t believe it ifin weez hadn’t been here.  And membew, weez only tell da twuff here lessen udderwise noted, so dis all be da twuff.  As yous all know me has a quest wiff da cat scouts this weekend and it kicked off last night at 6 p.m. ow time.  So as mommy wuz twyin’ to get evewyfin’ dun so hers kuld hav sum time to help me wiff da ‘puter, da cwaziest fing happened.  Da last fing hers wuz gunna do afur settlin’ in wuz to go to da pawdee box woom.  Well of course bein’ a Service cat, hoo is me kiddin’, bein’ a cat; me kuldn’t let hers go alone.  So off weez went. Wight after hers sat down meez dwopped to da floor and stawted lookin’ in da diwection of da washin’ machine.  Me wuz on high alewt.  Mommy looked at me and sed, “Honey, what’s there? What is it baby?  Dezi, honey, look at me.”  Meez didn’t move.  Mommy sez, “Dezi, that better not be a snake!!”  And then……me hissed and slapped and WATER went evewywhere!!  Well of course by this time mommy wuz dun wiff da hooman pawdee box and so hers tippy-toed over to da washer and………”YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?!!!”  Annoyed

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Dezi

Water wuz spewin’ fwu da wall of da nex door pawtment, AGAIN!!!  Da laundwy room which be acwoss fwum da hooman pawdee box wuz flooded.  Da 3 minutes dat weez had spent in da pawdee box room wuz enuff to flood a quawtew of da bedroom.  Cuz when mommy stepped outta da pawdee box room to go next door and tell da new neighbor to shut off da water, hers foot went SLOSH in da cawpet.  Mommy went outta da house and next door and stawted ringin’ da doorbell and bangin’ on da door.  Nopawdy wuz home.  Mommy came in and called da managers cell fone, cuz hers on vacation.  No answer, just da voicemail.  Not a happy mommy.  So mommy sed in a stern voice, “It’s Audra and the neighbors apartment is flooded again and flooding mine, Again. GET  The Carpet Guy Out Here Now!!!” Steaming mad  Mommy wusn’t playin’ no games, and no miss nice gal. 

And then mommy called da nummer hers had fur da new snoopervisor.  Anudder machine.  This one gave an emergency nummer, so mommy called it.  It’s out of order!  No Way!!!  So mommy called da machine back and left da same message fur her dat she had left fur da manager.  Finally da manager called mommy back and mommy told hers what wuz goin’ on.  By this time all da nosy neighbors be outside and sumpawdy went to see ifin they kuld get da neighbor to come home.  (small town-mol)  So, da neighbor shows up and opens da door of hers pawtment that has bwand new cawpet and floors, and water gushes out. 

Lexi tryin' to sleep

One of da udder neighbors sons came over and shut da water off to da whole complex and  went in to see where da water came fwum.  In da meantime, mommy’s hollewin’ sumpawdy get Cawpet Pwo out here now!!!  Da manger finally called mommy back and sed dat Cawpet Pwo wuz on hims way, and dat she had left a message fur da snoopervisor ‘bout mommys situation.  Mommy told her dat she did as well, and this had better get fixed and soon.  Mommy’s not playin’ nice anymowe.  Hers had it and yous don’t evew wanna be on da weceivin’ end of meez mommys justified wraff.  Meez mommy be a vewy gentle and kind and even after much purractice, patient woman, but she duz hav a bweakin’ point, and weez there. 

So it turns out dat da new neighbor had left a load of laundwy goin’ in da washer and left, and one of hers hoses wuz bad.  So this all kulda been purrvented ifin shes hadn’t left da house wiff da washin’ machine goin’.  Hers just wuined hers new cawpet and floors and kulda wuined mommys ifin they had put it in on Munday like they wuz posed too.  Fank Catness there were purrawlems on Munday.  God wuz lookin’ out fur us dat’s fur suwe.  And then it took til 10:30 fur da cawpet guy to get here and hims didn’t suck any of dat sloshy water up.  No, hims just stuck in those noisy fans and hot dehumidifiers.  Weez kuldn’t even see da bed, much less get to it.  And hear?  Nope, weez kuldn’t and can’t hear ow selves or anyfin’ els fur dat matter.  It’s guuna be a long weekend. 

This be da pawdee box in da middle of da livin' room floorCat face

Well, weez hate to make this posty, but weez know lots of yous awe concerned ‘bout us and wanna know what be goin’ on, and weez purreciate dat fur suwe, so weez wanted to let yous know.  Weez also purreciate all yous support and purrayers.  Wight now ow pawdee box be in da middle of da livin’ room floor.  Wanna talk ‘bout embawwasin’.  Hav yous evew had to do yous business out where evewypawdy can see yous?  Not fun let me tell yous.  Anyways, meez gunna be twyin’ to stay busy wiff da quest as much as pawsible so we will visit when we can.  Course we know yous all askin’ yous selff da same question mommy did, “You’ve got to be kiddin’!!!”  As we told yous afur, weez only wight da twuff, so no weez not kiddin’.  Wish we wuz, but alas, no. 

By da way, weez do hav sum good news, meez patwol, Wally’s Warriors won da Cat Scout Knowledge Bowl.

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Til da nex time……….Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

Dezi

About Deziz World

My name is Deztinee. I am a Ragdoll. I was born 11/1/2009. I am a service cat along with my sisfur RaenaBelle, also a Ragdoll, for our disabled human mommy. My sisfur Raena was born 4/21/2016. In March of 2016, mommy and I had to say goodbye to my mentor Alexandra (Lexi), a black tabby born 4/29/1999. This blog is about our daily life from the kitty's point of view. We were both rescued from bad situations and our mommy raised us and trained us to be service cats. I want this blog to be interactive and get to know all of you, so comment and visit often. I will also offer advice, training tips and education when possible. Copyright © 2014 - 2017 {Audra High via Deztinee High and RaenaBelle High} All Rights Reserved All personal content (story's, poetry, etc., videos and music) are the property of the human behind Deziz World, and may not be used, copied or otherwise re-published without prior written permission/consent from the author (A. High-the human behind Deziz World). We have an amazon.com wish list and a PayPal account if you would like to help/donate to us.

Posted on August 23, 2014, in Meez Meows, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 61 Comments.

  1. We are all purring that things get better for you Lexi and Mom.
    What an awful turn of events led by neighbor stoopidity
    Timmy

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