Daily Archives: September 27, 2014
Happy Caturday to yous all. Well weez told yous yesfurday dat weez had a funny not so much story to tell yous ‘bout da new toilet weez got, so weez decided to tell yous ‘bout it today. Weally it wuz mommy and sis Lexi dat fink it be so funny, me wuzn’t laffin’. But me will tell you all ‘bout it anyways. Well by now you all know dat da vice purresident of da management company came down wiff sum men to put ow stuffs in da wight places so dat mommy kuld stawt unpackin’, and they also planned to put in a real toilet and not dat kiddy fing dat wuz put in here after all da work wuz dun. Well while they installed sed toilet, mommy wuz in da closet unpackin’ hers hangin’ clothes and Lexi and me wuz under da table in da kitchen. Yous know they wuz sum vewy big men, so weez wanted to stay outta their way fur suwe. Dat bein’ sed we don’t know what all goes into puttin’ in a toilet or makin’ suwe it works. But da man dat did da job wuz a plumber so weez figgered hims knew what hims wuz duin’, and left hims to it.
ifin yous can’t see it, paw here.
After they got it installed they called fur mommy to come and look at it and make suwe it wuz gunna work fur her. Well there wuz mommy lookin’ at da toilet and 4 big ole men lookin’ at her. So of course hers not, yous know, sit down or nuffin’, and hers didn’t need to go. Ifin yous know what me means. Da men left and mommy finished unpackin’ da hangin’ clothes dat wuz put in da closet, and went up fwunt to sit down and take a little bweak. By then it wuz dinner time fur Lexi and me and ommy did need to use da new toilet. So to da pawdee box room weez all went. Mommy cleaned da toilet (well 4 sweaty men had been pawin’ all over dat there seat) and sat down. When mommy got up and reached wound to flush it, she musta pawed fur hours. Just kiddin’ hers only pawed twice afur turnin’ to look at it and see dat da mechanism (like meez big word?) was diffewent than da last one.
Well Lexi wuz layin’ on da vanity and me wuz sittin’ in da floor as always wight aside da toilet. So mommy pushed da new toilets mechanism and, and, well…………OMC!!! Meez nevew heard or seen anyfin’ like dat afur. It wuz so loud and forceful it just ‘bout skeered da furs wight off me. Me jumped stwaight up in da air and stawted runnin’ afur me evew touched down. Now these new floors be a little slick, so when meez touched down meez legs went all sowead eagle and me wuz still justa movin’. Me didn’t get faw afur it wuz ovew, and me bein’ curious of course slinked back into da pawdee box room. Mommy wuz cleanin’ out Lexi and meez pawdee boxes, and didn’t see me slink back in. Me wuz squatted ‘bout as low to da gwound as me kuld get wiffout crawlin’ on meez belly. Mommy dwopped me and Lexi’s deposits into da new toilet, and , and…………………………well me did it again. It skeered me again, and again meez jumped stwaight up in da air and stawted runnin’ afur me evew hit da gwound. Meez gotta tell ya’ dat new toilet may be wight up mommys alley, but it’s gunna take me sum gettin’ used to. Mommy sed she’s vewy sorry there be no fotos or videos of meez escapade, but hers wuz goin’ back there to take cawe of business and nevew fawt ‘bout takin’ da camewa. And even hers didn’t know da toilet wuz gunna do dat or dat me wuld be skeered.
Well weez hope yous all hav a pawsum weekend and get sum west. Weez wanna continue to fank Savannah and Miss Linda fur organizin’ a fundraiser fur us and Miss Janet fwum da Kitties Blue fur purrmotin’ it. And a meowsy big fanks fur all those donatin’ to it. Weez will be makin’ Our fank yous on Blest Sundays. Yous can check it out by pawin’/clickin’ here. In da meantime meez will be twyin’ to figger out just what dat new toilet is. Me also won a little I spy game da udder day ovew at Alice Marie’s place and me got a cute little made wiff luv bumble bee. So me decied to shawe sum fotos and a video fur yous to enjoy.
Till da nex time…………Be Blest!!!