If We Only Had Thumbs
Well we shared an oldie but always funny goody wiff you all yesfurday and weez so glad yous all had a gweat laff. We all need to laff ever once in a while and mommy’s a good sport and can laff at hers selff. At least most of da time. MOL Altho’ we wealized after postin’ we furgot to tell you all dat this story wuz fwum 2011. Lexi had shared it on hers facebook page afur we had da blog, but it is so funny dat we just had to share it wiff you all here. (See sis Lexi stawted out hers page and told stories year by year fwum da time she wuz born.) So altho’ there wuldn’t hav been fotos even ifin it wuz yesfurday cuz alas, we hav no fumms, we didn’t even hav a digital camewa in 2011. And da 35 mm we had didn’t hav film, and again, Lexi and me hav no fumms. Me will tell ya’ dat mommy never wanted to be in da spotlight here, but it weally works out well fur her cuz she be da only one dat can work da flashy box. So there’s no danger of hers face bein’ splattered all over meez blog. Least not till they develop a camewa fur us cats. And when dat happens me finks there will be a line of awnties wantin’ to buy us one so they can see all da stupid stuffs mommy duz.
So anyways, Sunday wuz such a purretty day here. Da sun wuz shinin’, it wuz in da 80’s and mommy wuz sittin’ wound in hers shorts wiff da a/c goin’. And then we went to bed and got up Monday fureezin ow little tooshies off. Okay, so maybe nopawdy in this house has little tooshies and maybe they wusn’t fureezin’ off, but it wuz sum kinda cold here. We woke up to 21 degwees. Me will just tell yous it’s not posed to be dat cold here yet. And it’s not just here. Me catness, sum of you alweady hav snow. We just can’t magine alweady gettin’ da snow. Me just hates da snow. And yep me has been out in it afur. It wuz quite by accident, but me wuz IN DA SNOW!!! Me will tell ya’ ‘bout dat sumtime. You will get a gweat laff over dat one too. Mommy might be able to laff at hers selff, but meez not so sure me can laff at meez selff as well. But ifin me dusn’t agwee to tell you ‘bout it sis Lexi will just hijack meez blog and she’ll tell ya’ all ‘bout it.
It turns out a foo of ow furiends did go out shoppin’ on Black Furiday and swear they got sum good deals. A foo of ya’ went out to da gwocery stores and had no purrawlem. Yous know da gwocers haven’t learned yet to take advantage of Black Furiday. Can you magine a Black Furiday sale at da gwocery? Like milk be $4.95 here wegular, and we told ya’ now dat da sales awen’t weally sales anymore, so da gwocer puts out an ad dat reads; Milk 2 gals. fur $10.00. Do you know dat da store wuld be packed and peeps linin’ up wound da block to get it?. And da store be makin’ .10 cents more than they normally do. MOL This Black Furiday fing is way outta contwol. Mommy had intended to take Cyber Monday off and just “unplug”, but she decided she didn’t wanna get dat faw behind. So we logged on and visited as much as we kuld. Ow innewnet wuz runnin’ purretty slow wound here. Dat means a lot of peeps wound us wuz shop, shop, shoppin’ away.
Me will tell you a little secwet. Mommy did sum lookin’ hers selff. Member back duwin’ da fundwaiser when mommy got a gift cawd and wuz told to buy sumfin’ fwivolous? Okay, so mommy looked up da definition of fwivolous (hers hasn’t dun anyfin’ like it in so long she didn’t member what it wuz), and then did a little lookin’ wound hers selff. But alas, she didn’t take da leap. She sed da sales will weally be sales after Christmas, and then she can get da bestest deal fur hers munny. Me did tell you dat meez mommy can stwetch a dollaw so faw yous kuld see fwu it wight? Well, dat’s how. She never sez, “Oh, I would really like to have that,” and then buys it. Stead she sez, “wow, I would really like to have that, but what do the girls need?” Or, “What do we need for blogging and Facebook?” Mommy wrote down camewa battewies, and memowy cawds, and nip papers, and udder fings like dat. Altho’ she will do as instwucted, cuz dat’s da udder fing ‘bout meez mommy, ifin she’s given munny and told what to spend it on dat’s zackly what she duz. So, look fur a fwivolously bought sumfin’ posty after Christmas. And Lexi and me awe so happy ‘bout dat. Mommy dusn’t do it enuff. Her luvs us sumtimes too much. When mommy sez weez be hers world, she weally means it. And of course we be glad ‘bout dat and mommy be ow world too, but sumtimes mommies need a little mommy only time. And ow mommy dusn’t weally do dat.
Anyways, awe you all weady fur Christmas? It’s gunna be here in 22 days. Weez gunna be writin’ ow letter to dat Santa purrsun soon. There awe so many in need this year, we sure hope hims can help out. Fur all of ya’ in da cold, stay warm and safe. Well meez gunna wrap it up fur now and go and check on da sis Lexi and da firplace. Maybe she’s warmed up enuff to play a bit.
Till da nex time…………Be Blest!!!