OMC Just No, No, No

OMC Just wait’ll yous hear ‘bout ow day yesfurday.  It wuz just No, No, No to everyfin’.  As you know mommy and me wuz headin’ to da city to hav da caw worked on cuz her got a letter ‘bout a wecall.  And when hers called to make da pointment they told her dat there wuz an outstandin’ wecall fwum 2004.  They told her it wuz sumfin’ to do wiff da blinkers and flashers.  So altho’ it shulda been dun, it wusn’t gunna kill us or cause an accident.  Now let me splain.  Da letter we got sed dat there wuz a purrawlem wiff da ignition switch and dat it kuld, ifin weez wuz to hit a bump or a bump da wight way; it kuld turn da key and lock up da engine and splode da air bags and cause mommy to completely lose contwol of da caw and send us kareenin’ into da embankment or twaffic, or a pole, etc..  Awe you skeered yet?  Well mommy wuz alwight. Here she had been dwivin’ this caw fur da last 2 years and cawtin’ Lexi and me wound in a “death twap” hers fawt.  Mommy had even scheduled a purrivate posty dat wulda sent out ifin she hadn’t cancelled it tellin’ a specific purrsun to sue da pants off ‘em ifin we had died in a wreck.  

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So yesfurday when we got weady to go to ow pointment mommy wuz a little nervous cuz it wuz cold and gway and foggy.  You know skeery movie foggy.  But we needed to go so mommy kuld quit bein’ fwaid to dwive anywhere.  So off we went.  And yes, we wuz runnin’ late.  Mommy sez dat Lexi and me know when she plans on goin’ sumwhere and we know zackly when hers posed to leave to be on time, and then we make sure dat dusn’t happen.  MOL  And yesfurday wuz Lexi’s turn.  She fwu up bwekky all over da place.  In da hall, in da pawdee box room, and on da litter mat.  OMC she didn’t even eat dat much.  So mommy had to clean all dat up afur we kuld leav.  Finally we wuz on da road.  We get to da city and mommy can’t find da dealership (she had looked it up in da fone book).  So she calls and gets diwections and we head dat way. 

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When we got there, mommy dwove wight past da gawage doors.  So here we awe in all this wet and fog twyin’ to turn wound wiffout hittin’ any of these bwand new caws and finkin’ da whole time da caw kuld lock up any minute now.  Well we finally got into da gawage and mommy gathered all ow stuffs up and da man at da desk looked us up on da catputer and filled out a work order.  Hims walked us to da waitin’ awea and told mommy there wuz fwesh coffee, hot chocolate and donuts, and to make owselves comfy and hims wuld call us when da caw wus ready.  Mommy had a coffee and a chocolate and me had sum water and mommy kinda played wound a bit wiff hers new iPad Air.  Almost 2 hours later hims finally came to get us and da first fing hims sed wuz, “Miss High we couldn’t fix your ignition problem cuz this (he held up da caw keys) is an after market key.”

Awe you kiddin’?  Dat’s da one dat had mommy so skeered and sounded so dangewous.  So of course mommy asked ‘bout it. She wanted to know just what da key had to do wiff fixin’ this howwible purrawlem.  So hims sed dat it wusn’t actually da ignition but da key and it’s key FOB dat wuz da danger.  Hims sed sum peeps hav so much on their key FOBs dat when they hit a bump da keys go flyin’ up in da air and kuld actually cause da ignition to switch off.  Da fix wus posed to be a little plastic fingy dat fit in da openin’ on da top of da key and a little kitty/dog name tag ring.  Mommy wuz like, yous got to be kiddin’ me!!!  See mommy sits wight under da steerin’ wheel. Peeps hav never unnewstood how she dwives dat way,  cuz her be so tall.  Gettin’ off twack a bit here.  So mommy had asked ifin there wuz any udder options, and ifin hims wuz sure dat wuz all there wuz to it.  He assured mommy all wuz well and she signed da work order welease and turned and looked fur da caw.  He told us where da caw wuz and we headed over.  Mommy put me and ow stuffs in da caw and then went wound to da dwiver’s side to crawl in.  OMC hoo ever “fixed” da caw wuz a big man cuz da seat wuz so faw back mommy kuldn’t even weach da gas pedal.  Now, member me told you dat mommy combines as many fings as she can into a twip cuz da purrice of gas. 

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So we got into da caw and mommy went into hers purse to check hers list.  Now as you know mommy be disabled and weceives Social Security.  Hers gets paid on da 3rd, and sez dat da munny be gone even afur we get it.  Not weally, but as soon as she gets paid, she pays da bills and gets da stuffs Lexi and me needs and then it’s gone.  Now when we say weez hav no munny, we mean we only hav ‘bout .35 cents to ow name.  Mommy used to keep a quawter in da caw fur emergency fone pay fone calls till sumpawdy stole it.  So now hers dusn’t do dat anymore.  Well dat and da fact dat there awen’t any pay fones left. MOL  And well weez to dat point in da mumff when weez hav no munny.  It’s okay weez be used to it, and wuldn’t be tellin’ ya’ all this ifin it didn’t hav sumfin’ to do wiff da story of ow day.  Now altho’ weez hav no munny, weez do hav a foo dollaws left on da mickey D’s cawd ow furiend sent us back when we went to stay in da motel while ow pawtment wuz bein’ wedun.  And we had a kupple dollaws left on da gift cawd awnty Jennifer sent us fur Fanksgivin’.  But when mommy looked in hers purse, Oh meez Catness, there wuz NO MUNNY and NO GIFT CAWDS!!!  We wuz dead bwoke!!!  Wunna know why?  Cuz mommy had furgot hers wallet back at home.  She kuldn’t even write a hot check fur hot gween papers.  Cuz she even left da checkbook back at da house, along wiff hers dwivers license.  What a bummer.  No bacon burger fur me.  And no stops anywhere dat might giv me tweats cuz now mommy wealizes ifin hers got pulled over she wuld be in sum deep you know what.  Oh well, it wuz dawk now and da fog wuz even worse.  So we ‘cided to just come home and we wuld go back to da city anudder day when da wedder wuz better.  Fank Catness we hadn’t weally needed any of da fings hers left back at da house.  Guess da new duty Lexi and me will be learnin’ is to make sure mommy has hers wallet and checkbook and any gift cawds we might hav afur we leav da house. 

 0dw Dezi Christmas Heart

Till da nex time………………Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

Dezi and Lexi                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

About Deziz World

My name is Deztinee. I am a Ragdoll. I was born 11/1/2009. I am a service cat along with my sisfur RaenaBelle, also a Ragdoll, for our disabled human mommy. My sisfur Raena was born 4/21/2016. In March of 2016, mommy and I had to say goodbye to my mentor Alexandra (Lexi), a black tabby born 4/29/1999. This blog is about our daily life from the kitty's point of view. We were both rescued from bad situations and our mommy raised us and trained us to be service cats. I want this blog to be interactive and get to know all of you, so comment and visit often. I will also offer advice, training tips and education when possible. Copyright © 2014 - 2017 {Audra High via Deztinee High and RaenaBelle High} All Rights Reserved All personal content (story's, poetry, etc., videos and music) are the property of the human behind Deziz World, and may not be used, copied or otherwise re-published without prior written permission/consent from the author (A. High-the human behind Deziz World). We have an amazon.com wish list and a PayPal account if you would like to help/donate to us.

Posted on December 13, 2014, in Just Fur Fun and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 53 Comments.

  1. We are relieved Lexi is doign better.
    Do not worry Dezi I have done only small chores & hadnwashing today & have rested well. The Lidocaine is working in 8 out of 9 sites & the Cortisone is now working properly relieving hte Carpal Tunnel pain 🙂
    Sending you love & Christmas wishes
    Sherri-Ellen & Siddhartha ❤ ❤

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  2. Hello darling girls how are thigns tonight?? I have been praying for Lexi. She means the world to so many of us (as you do too Dezi).
    I sure hope things turn around.
    Glad you got the errands all done too. I had my Lidocaine injections today; all 9 of them plus a Cortisone shot for Carpal Tunnel….it still hurts alot so that is why I am so late getting here. Typing hurts 😦
    Sending you love, Sherri-Ellen & Siddhartha x0x0

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    • Fank you. Weez takin’ weally good care of Lexi.

      Dat be a lot of injections. Yous shuld west and take care of yous selff tonight and worry wiff these fings tomowwo.

      Luv ya’

      Dezi and Lexi

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  3. I know the best laid plans can evaporate when a cat starts throwing up. Been there & done that….
    I hope your Mom can get back out & complete the errands soon.
    Is Lexi all right tonite?? i am very concerned for her.
    Love Sherri-Ellen & Siddhartha x0x0

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    • Fanks fur yous concern Miss Sherri Ellen. She has good minutes and bad minutes. Weez purrayin’ weally hawd everyfin’ turns wound fur her soon, And we got to go and finish up ow errands da udder day.

      Luv ya’

      Dezi and Lexi

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  4. 😉 Nylablue used to do that to me too. I learned to put things either in purse or if it were Vet day things wnet into the Cat carry all bag I used. That way I never forgot things I needed….
    Because I can forget things too I always set things out the night before or put into purse 😉
    Love Sherri-Ellen x0

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    • Oh mommy had hers wallet and checkbook and even put ’em in da chair and wuz gettin’ weady to put ’em in hers purse till Lexi fwu up. Then mommy stawted runnin’ behind and rushin’ wound and just gwabbed hers purse and didn’t look down to see hers wallet and checkbook wuz still sittin’ in da chair. MOL

      Luv ya’

      Dezi and Lexi

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  5. Wow never a dull moment at your place Dezi!! I am so glad that Mommy got you home in 1 piece & did not get pulled over…an angel was watching over you 😉
    I think Mommy needs to make a checklist to read b4 she leaves the house 😉
    It’s always something…..
    Love Sherri-Ellen & Dharth x0x0

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    • Yep Miss Sherri Ellen, hers stawts out duin’ good, but then Lexi or me alwys duz sumfin’ dat causes hers to get flustered and makes hers be runnin’ late so she stawts furgettin’ fings. MOL

      Luv ya’

      Dezi nd Lexi

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  6. What a day! Sorry you missed out on your burger. Mom went to do errands yesterday in the rain and forgot her raincoat.

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    • Fank you. Mommy made it up to me last night. Oh so sorry yous mommy furgot hers raincoat. Me don’t fink mommy has one of those. Me has one fur meez stwoller tho’. Hope yous mommy dusn’t ketch a cold.

      Luv ya’

      Dezi and Lexi

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  7. Wow, that really was an adventure, we are glad you are home all safe and sound and that the car is safe, that is a relief!

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  8. Mommy has driven around more times than she can count without her driver’s license and not even knowing she didn’t have it. It’s a good thing she’s a rule follower and never does anything naughty when driving the car so as not to get stopped. Hope Lexi is feeling better. Ho, ho, ho, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo.

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