Inspection Over, We’re Marching On
Well weez back fur now. Mommy spent Monday and Tuesday cleanin’ fur da inspection and then yesfurday she spent scourin’ da web and hers books fur infurmation ‘bout this Sterile Cystitis me has. Mommy used to be this cleanin’ machine. You know dat purrson what vacuums twice a day cleans da baffroom top to bottom everyday? Well she furgets she can’t do dat anymore and cleanin’ takes a weal toll on hers.
We has two rooms wiff carpet and now-a-days it takes 4-5 hours jut to vacuum them cuz she keeps passin’ out. It’s kind of a long explanation, but to keep it short me will just say there’s sumfin’ ‘bout a nerve in hers neck what gets pinched and innerferes wiff da blood flow to da bwain wiff da back and furff motions, and…down she goes. MOL It’s not weally all dat funny, but since sis Lexi be fwaid of da carpet monster and it must be turned off while mommy be chillin’ in da ether sphere, then it sorta kinda is. Me dusn’t know what she did afur me was born, cuz now me turns it off. But sumkitty had to do it afur me, and sis Lexi ain’t tellin’ who it was.
Anyways, da ‘spection be over fur anuvver mummff and mommy got fwu a lot of infurmation and feels better equipped too deal wiff meez cystitis now. Weez’ll be writin’ ‘bout dat anuvver time cuz we wanna dedicate da whole post to it. Fur now weez’ll just say weez feelin’ pawsitive and workin’ on a fix. Now me wuld still like yous purrayers, and of course we wuld still like them fur sis Lexi as CKD can’t be cured, only managed.
Sis Lexi be duin’ good wight now. She be eatin’ weally well and playin’ and she looks good too. So weez weally happy ‘bout dat. Mommy sez dat she can now see dat me be feelin’ better too and she hates dat she didn’t see dat me was feelin’ poorly afur. But weez on a pawsitive note now and fings be goin’ better. So weez’ll be visitin’ and getting’ caught up today wiff all yous antics and adventures.
Me wanted to update you on da war tween mommy and me over meez noms. Mommy has won da battle and me no longer gets any Blue Beffalo kibble bits. BUT, she hasn’t won da war. MOL Me still insists on getting’ sum dwy kibble or me won’t eat da good fur me wet noms. Weez have quite a few diffewent bags of dwy kibble in da house cuz it be more fattenin’ than da wet noms and mommy bought several kinds when she was twyin’ to put weight back on sis Lexi. So da current score in da war be: Mommy – 1 and Dezi – 1. Stay tuned as da war wages on. MOL
Me wants to remind you all dat meez 6ff birffday be comin’ up fast and me wants you all to come and celebwate wiff me. Da theme be Gone wiff da Wind. So put on yous pawrty gowns and suits and send me yous fotos to: firstname.lastname@example.org by October 30, 2015 to be included in meez posty. Ifin yous need help foto shoppin’, send me a clear foto of yous face and weez’ll get ya’ all dwessed up. Lots of ya’ have alweady sent in yous fotos and you be lookin’ so gawjus. Me can’t hawrdly wait. Sumpawdy sent an email askin’ when meez birffday actually was. Me was born on November 1, 2009. Weez not celebwatin’ dat day cuz it be Blest Sunday and da day after halloween, so me chose da 2nd fur da pawrty.
Till da next time……………………….Be Blest!!!