The Poor Relations

Oh weekend weez so glad you’re here. Meowllo everypawdy how’re ya’ doin’? You all know we be da poor relatives right? It’s okay, we know it. You know mommy qualifies fur one of those cheap cell fones. Yeah dat’s right, they be free all across da country ‘cept here in one of da poorest states in da Union. Here they cost money. Anyways, they don’t get a signal at our house so mommy’s just always kept her old prepaid fone. It dusn’t get a signal at da house eever, and it ain’t smart by no stretch of da magination; but it’s cheaper than da cheap government fones. So anyways this past week mommy had to go pick up her medicine from da farmacy and da cheap cell fone peeps had a tent set up outside da grocery store. Mommy decided to go on over and ask ‘bout da smarty pants fones. Ya’ know what? They had one. Sum android job fur da cheap. So mommy thought she’d take da plunge and smarten up wiff da rest of da world.

Open mouthed Dezi in a heart with candle and ornaments and fir

A few minutes later and mommy was off wiff her new teeny tiny smarty pants fone. Yep dat’s right, it’s ‘bout 4 inches wiff a 3 inch screen and a keypad smaller than mommy’s pinky. Sissy and me fur sure won’t be usin’ this fone, but dat’s okay, it don’t get service anywhere but da grocery store…5 miles away. MOL   So mommy tried to connect to da innernet but when she typed in meez blog address da auto correct kept changin’ it. Course mommy’s not as smart as da fone so it took 10 tries and 45 minutes fur her to figger out what was happenin’. We still haven’t found da auto correct button to turn it off, cuz mommy had another little accident in da meantime and now has a finger twice it’s size. Me knows what you all are finkin’. Mommy got ripped off by sum fly by night. but truth is, our town is just dat small. We don’t have any cell stores within a 100 miles so da companies set up little tents in these small towns like ours and do business. There’s lots of little towns like ours in Oklahoma. And da tent’s there 4-5 days a week, so they be a real business. Course dat doesn’t mean mommy didn’t get ripped off. MOL 

 

Anyways, meez been takin’ it easy on mommy and not askin’ her to type too much cuz she broke a fingernail. Now me knows what you’re thinkin’. BooHoo a broken fingernail, just get over it. Right? Normally me wuld agwee, but this ain’t just any broken fingernail. Mommy has purretty long nails to begin wiff and it bwoke way down in da quick. Me thought she wuld never get it to stop bleedin’. 2 days later it’s finally stopped, lessen she bumps it, gets it wet, or ketches it on sumfin’.  And it ain’t purretty, let me tell ya’. Me kept meowin’ at her to stop typin’ da furst day cuz da blood was everywhere. So weez takin’ it easy fur now and will get back to visitin’ and commentin’ more when mommy’s finger gets better. Maybe in da meantime, she can smarten up da smarty pants fone afur she gets so furustrated she has ‘em turn it off. MOL   

 

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In other news, a couple of meez fellow cat scouts sent me and sis Lexi a little sumfin’ sumfin’ fur Christmas. Mommy let me see and smell ‘em but she wuldn’t let me have ‘em. Oh da torture. cuz let me tell ya’ they all smell divine. Thank you sooooooooo much Dora, Tiger, Trouble and Spooky. We can’t wait to open yous gift. And fank yous bunches Timmy, Einstein, Fitz, Buttons, Rumpy, Buddy, Toby and uncle Pete. Me can’t believe mommy took back da toys after lettin’ me smell ‘em. Meez thinkin’ me might need to call Austin and have a NuCat meetin’ over this or sumfin’. Me better wrap it up. poor mommy’s one handed typin’ is fadin’. Y’all enjoy da weekend and member, Christmas is almost here.

OMC me almost furgot; weez joinin’ da Pet Parade as always. 

 

Till da next time………………………………..Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

Dezi and Lexi

About Deziz World

My name is Deztinee. I am a Ragdoll. I was born 11/1/2009. I am a service cat along with my sisfur RaenaBelle, also a Ragdoll, for our disabled human mommy. My sisfur Raena was born 4/21/2016. In March of 2016, mommy and I had to say goodbye to my mentor Alexandra (Lexi), a black tabby born 4/29/1999. This blog is about our daily life from the kitty's point of view. We were both rescued from bad situations and our mommy raised us and trained us to be service cats. I want this blog to be interactive and get to know all of you, so comment and visit often. I will also offer advice, training tips and education when possible. Copyright © 2014 - 2017 {Audra High via Deztinee High and RaenaBelle High} All Rights Reserved All personal content (story's, poetry, etc., videos and music) are the property of the human behind Deziz World, and may not be used, copied or otherwise re-published without prior written permission/consent from the author (A. High-the human behind Deziz World). We have an amazon.com wish list and a PayPal account if you would like to help/donate to us.

Posted on December 18, 2015, in Blog Hops, Just Fur Fun, Pet Parade and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 42 Comments.

  1. Ouch! I hope Momma’s finger is better by now!! That is very painful! You guys must really live out of the way if you can’t get cell reception!!! I hope you sort out the wifi! xoxox

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  2. Sorry about Mom Audra’s finger. Hope it is better really soon. Love and hugs to all. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  3. I thought we lived in a pretty small town now, too, but I guess it’s not that small. Mom says that finger sounds really ouchie. We don’t get to open any presents yet either!!😼

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  4. We’re glad you got something for Christmas! Sorry you can’t open in just yet (that’s actually the rule here, too). Sending purrs and prayers for Mommy’s finger!

    Thank you for your kindness in the wake of Moosey’s passing. He was a very special boy, and we love and miss him so much. The amazing love and support by our friends has been such an encouragement during this difficult time.

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  5. I’m so glad you got something for Christmas! We were feeling bad when you reply to the Secret Paws posts so wistfully. I wish we had $$. They took TW’s free phone away from her and said she had to apply again. Pop has a Consumer Cellular through AARP which is only $10 a month but if’n you have no signal … Apparently your Governor doesn’t know you’re a poor state but I bet he gives tax breaks to the rich.

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    • Weez sorry CK we never meant to make you feel bad. We have all we need. We have a furever home, roof over our head, mommy makes sure we get da bestest of noms and we have mommy, each other and all our furiends. We really do enjoy seein’ all of you receive yous surpwise purresents. We never had Christmas afur Social media really so we really do enjoy seein’ y’all. Sorry TW lost her free fone. Mommy hasn’t decided to keep this one. We’ll see. and yes, da rich here keep gettin’ all da bweaks. MOL

      Luv ya’

      Dezi and Lexi

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  6. Ouch-that nail sounds painful. My phone is so dumb that I can’t even take photos with it. I went to Family Dollar today and was going to get a cheap $5 phone with a camera so Phoebe could join Instagram, but I found out you have to buy a $20 card every month even if you don’t use up the time.

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  7. We hope your Mom’s ouchie finger gets better soon! We can’t have any of our presents until Christmas either 😦

    The Florida Furkids

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  8. We sure hope that the moms finger is all better real fast.
    have a wonderful weekend!

    Noodle and crew

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