Chatting Cats: Smarty Pants and Basket Bunnies
Raena, what are you doin’?
Did you read all the comments on our Service Cat Monday posty sissy? Everybody thinks I’s so smart.
Me read them, and you are smart. But, you shouldn’t let that give you the big head. ‘Member, mommy says it’s always better to be humble. Peeps don’t like a smarty pants.
Just what does that mean, anyways? What’s a smarty pants. Cuz, I’s not wear any pants, lessen ya’ count mine’s bloomers. And while we’re at it, what’s this smarty pants fone? Ya’ know when we went to mommy’s doctors ‘pointment last week, mommy furgot to take the camera…as usual. And she was sayin’ how she needed one of those smarty pants fones so she’d always have a camera available.
Why? What did you do?
I’s didn’t do anythin’ sissy, but there was this gigantor bunny rabbit outside the farmacy that mommy said she’d like to take our foto with. He was rockin’ and wavin’ in the wind, and I’s not so sure I’s would’a wanted to have mine’s foto taken with him. But, mommy says it would’a been sooooooooo cute.
Yeah Raena, mommy likes things like that. She thinks we’d look so adorable up next to those decorations.
What kind’a decoration is a big ole bunny with a basket, sissy?
It signifies Easter, Raena. Me’s doesn’t actually unnerstand it all either, cuz mommy says Easter is all ‘bout the resurrection of Jesus. But it seems that some peeps celebrate by hidin’ funny colored eggs, and then carryin’ ‘round baskets and huntin’ fur those eggs. And me thinks they believe this bunny called Peter Cottontail lays ‘em. And of course as with any human holiday, there’s chocolates involved too.
That don’t sound right sissy. Bunnies don’t lay eggs??. Do they??. I’s gonna ask mommy ‘bout all this, or maybe Speedy. He’s a bunny, surely he knows ’bout all this?.
Fine, don’t believe me. See ifin me answers any more of your questions.
Oh sissy, I’s believe you. Don’t get hissy. (Raena mumbles under her breath)
You still haven’t told me what a smarty pants is, or a smarty pants fone fur that matter. (Raena turns to look at Dezi and excitedly meows)
Hey, have you been workin’ on mine’s birthday pawrty?
Me has, Raena. But what ifin it was gonna be a surprise? You shouldn’t be askin’ ‘bout it.
But it’s not a surprise, right? Cuz we’ve all been talkin’ ‘bout it?.
No Raena, it’s not a surprise. What do you think ‘bout this fur your invitation?
That’s really cool sissy. Are we havin’ a circus?
Maybe Raena. Would you like a circus?
I’s don’t know sissy, I’s never been to a circus befur.
Well, our ‘pawrtment purrobably isn’t big enuff fur a circus Raena, but don’t worry, it’ll be lots of fun. Birthday’s are always fun here. Mommy always wants us to feel really special and extra luvved. Come on, let’s go finish brekky and take a nap. We’ve got an inspection today, and the exterminator’s here too. So mommy’s gonna have to get ready to mop. Those exterminators’ always make a huge mess by sprayin’ that poison in the middle of the floor and all up and down the walls. Mommy says their vision must be worse than hers. MOL That’s why she likes to spray our ‘pawrtment herself. Besides, the stuffs they use is so watered down, it doesn’t really kill anythin’.
That Bengal stuffs mommy uses really works good. But it should; after all, it’s named after a cat. MOL Do we have a play date fur tomorrow sissy? You know, mommy’s goin’ back to the dental surgeon fur her recheck, and again, she plans to leave both of us here.
Yep, Raena, me’s invited some furiends over to play and keep you occupied while mommy’s gone. (Hearing the alert alarms of other apartments getting closer, and seeing the lawn crew’s truck drive up, Dezi heads down from her perch atop the Liberty tree and meows to Raena)
You better hurry Raena, it’s fixin’ to get really loud ‘round here.
Till the next time…………………………………………Be Blest!!!
Dezi: Vibrant Blue
Raena: Navy Blue