Chatting Cats: The Nerve of Them
Hey, is anypawdy out there? It’s me, RaenaBelle. (While mommy A prepares the girls brekky, Raena sits on the perch in front of the door until the lawn crew shows up and suddenly powers up their noisy equipment. Dezi runs to the bedroom and Raena, looking confused, follows behind her.)
Mommy A: Dezi!!! RaenaBelle!!! Girls, ya’ll need to come and eat your brekky. Where are ya’ll? I’m in here slavin’ over your breakfast and ya’ll are nowhere to be found. (Mommy A comes out of the kitchen and looks toward the door, on the cat tree and down the hall for the girls. Raena finally peeks out of the bathroom and runs towards mommy. Dezi follows behind her until they hear a huge thud as a rock hits the window and the motor of the big lawn mower. Raena stops and looks up at mommy A and Dezi flattens and slinks back to the bedroom.) Girls, ya’ll need to ignore the inept lawn crew and come and eat your breakfast before it gets all soggy. (Mommy A goes to her sitting chair to have her morning coffee and Raena follows behind.)
Sissy, it’s okay, come eat brekky. I’s think they’re gone now. (Suddenly the big lawn mower appears out of nowhere and Raena jumps. She looks back at mommy A and then runs to find Dezi.)
Me hates the lawn crew (Dezi meows from UTB (under the bed)).
Is that why we’re hidin’, sissy? Is the lawn crew gonna get us?
(From the sitting chair in the living room, mommy A hollers) Girls!!! The lawn crew’s not gonna get anybody. I won’t let them. Ya’ll know I’d never let anything happen to you two. Now get up here and eat your breakfast before I take it up. We can’t afford to waste money like that.
(Raena runs to the small perch in front of the door and dezi slinks up the hall and rubs against mommy’s legs.) They’re still here mommy. Hisssssssssssssssss (Raena hisses and jumps off the small perch with a force that causes it to fall over and bang against the door when one of the lawn crew appears on the porch with the leaf blower.)
(Dezi hisses and flattens out and heads down the hall growling.) Don’t call me again till they’re gone, k mommy?!! Aaaaaaaachoo
Sissy, where are you? Mine’s eyes are all mucky and I’s can’t see you. (Mommy A picks up Raena and cleans her eyes and give her a hug.) Eat your brekky baby and just ignore those crazy men. Hey sissy, looks like they’re packin’ up. You can come eat now.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaachoo Fank the kittens. Me just doesn’t like lawn crew days. None of us are gonna be able to breathe fur days now. And, they innerupted our brekky. Hmmmpht The nerve of them!!! HissssssAaaaaaaaaaaaaachoo
Yeah, okay sissy, let’s eat.
Till the next time…………………………………….Be Blest!!!
Raena: Navy Blue
Dezi: Vibrant Blue
Mommy A: Black
Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses
RaenaBelle and Deztinee
Posted on May 8, 2018, in Cats Chat, Just Fur Fun and tagged #ChattingCats, #CuteCats, #RagdollCats, Allergies, Breakfast, Cats, Deztinee, Lawn Crew, RaenaBelle, Small Cat Perch. Bookmark the permalink. 17 Comments.