Chatting Cats: That’s A Lot Of Horse Puckey

Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle, comin’ to ya’ live from the tempurrary Three Belles Ranch. Let me tell ya’, those sticky fingered mini humans can sure be annoyin’. There we were relaxin’ and enjoyin’ the luvvly sun puddle comin’ in thru the window when all of a sudden, the whole room started shakin’ and we thought a herd of wildebeests was runnin’ down the hall and over head. Trust me, I’s know what it sounds like, I’s watched it on teevee purrlenty of times. Just as I’s was gettin’ into huntin’ mode, there came a squeal and holler that can only come from a sticky fingered mini human. This behavior went on fur like elebenty billion minutes befur mommy furinally opened the door and gave the sticky fingered mini human and their pawrent a look that could freeze flickerin’ flames. Not that I’s ever seen that look directed at me of course. I’s purrefect and never do anythin’ wrong.

Raena walks

 

 

 

          RaenaBelle Mayce!!! You know what happens to liars.  

 

Oh, hey sissy, I’s didn’t see you there. Where’ve you been hidin’?    

 

          Me wasn’t hidin’ Raena, me was tryin’ to take a nap in the stroller. But somepawdy’s gotta make sure all that horse puckey you’re spewin’ gets shoveled.  

  

Dezi lays in stroller selfie

 

 

 

What are you meowin’ ‘bout sissy? What’s horse puckey? And who’s shovelin’? I’s don’t shovel, that would be considered hard labor. I’s purretty sure mine’s contract states I’s don’t do hard labor.    

 

          What contract Raena? You don’t have a contract.  

 

Sure I’s do sissy. You know those papers of mine’s that mommy keeps in the file folder. She says she keeps yours in the same place. I’s fur sure never pawed in fur hard labor.   

 

Raena lays on stroller handle selfie

 

 

 

          Those papers ain’t no contract Raena. (Dezi shakes her head) Besides, nopawdy’s shovelin’ anythin’, it’s a figger of speech, just like horse puckey. It’s a nice way to say you’re tellin’ tall tales, spinnin’ a yarn, you know, tellin’ a lie. Just cuz mommy says you’re purrfect doesn’t actually mean you are. There’s purrlenty of times you misbehave, mommy just overlooks ‘em cuz she luvs you so much. And, she reserves that freeze look fur special occasions. Me’s never actually seen it directed at me’s self either.  

 

Well, whatever sissy. (Raena mumbles to herself) Hmmmpht  Mommy says I’s purrfect, so I’s am purrfect. I’s don’t care what sissy meows. So, how’s the plannin’ goin’ fur mine’s pawrty sissy?    

 

          Don’t worry Raena, it’s goin’. Me heard mommy say that ya’ll were gonna go shoppin’ Fursday. You better pick us out some good treats. Maybe the store will furinally have some bacon. 

 

Dezi lays in stroller

 

 

 

I’s don’t think we’re goin’ to the bacon store sissy. But, I’s’ll sure look and see ifin we do. Maybe I’s can get mommy to go to the hamburger place and get us one of those bacon cheeseburgers. That sounds purretty tasty to me. I’s can tell mommy it’s her birthday purresent from us since her birthday’s this month. What do ya’ think?  

 

          Well Raena, me thinks me would rather have a whole package of bacon. Just like me’s sure mommy would rather have somethin’ other than a burger fur her birthday. But, me will take whatever we can get at this point. MOL  

 

Raena jumps down from stroller

 

 

 

Yeah sissy, I’s sure mommy would luvs to go to the steak house behind us. Everytime we go outside we can smell the yummyness emanatin’ from that place. But, as mommy says, beggars can’t be choosers, so a dollar burger it is. C’mon, let’s go play.

 

Till the next time………………………………………………………Be Blest!!!  

 

Raena: Navy Blue  

Dezi: Vibrant Blue 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee   

About Deziz World

My name is Deztinee. I am a Ragdoll. I was born 11/1/2009. I am a service cat along with my sisfur RaenaBelle, also a Ragdoll, for our disabled human mommy. My sisfur Raena was born 4/21/2016. In March of 2016, mommy and I had to say goodbye to my mentor Alexandra (Lexi), a black tabby born 4/29/1999. This blog is about our daily life from the kitty's point of view. We were both rescued from bad situations and our mommy raised us and trained us to be service cats. I want this blog to be interactive and get to know all of you, so comment and visit often. I will also offer advice, training tips and education when possible. Copyright © 2014 - 2019 {Audra High via Deztinee High and RaenaBelle High} All Rights Reserved All personal content (story's, poetry, etc., videos and music) are the property of the human behind Deziz World, and may not be used, copied or otherwise re-published without prior written permission/consent from the author (A. High-the human behind Deziz World). We have an amazon.com wish list and a PayPal account if you would like to help/donate to us.

Posted on May 7, 2019, in Cats Chat, Just Fur Fun and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 27 Comments.

  1. suzannedunaway

    Hello to all of you from ITALY. My mama takes me traveling but do I like it? What do you think…BUT, I get settled and I’m tolerable, haha.

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