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Chatting Cats: Mommy’s On The War Path

Hey sissy, come help me. Mommy purromissed no matter what, we were visitin’ our furiends today. But, I’s can’t get this tape to stop stickin’ to mine’s furs. I need to get mine’s note hung on the door and fast.

 

Dezi stands on cat tree looking back at Raena on upper ledge

 

 

 

          What note Raena? What are you doin’?  

 

This one that tells everypawdy to steer clear sissy. Mommy’s fit to be tied and she ain’t takin’ no prisoners.  

    

Do Not Disturb Note

 

 

 

          Kittens Raena, me’s not sure that would do any good. Ya’ know, me’s not sure that nasty manager can even read.  

 

Mommy says the nasty manager has somethin’ called “selective disease”. She selects what she wants to ‘member, read, and do based on the benefits to her and the annoyance to mommy. Like when our toilet didn’t work Friday and she wouldn’t answer mommy’s emergency call till mommy called and repurrted her to the management company office.  

 

Dezi and Raena play with Made with Love nip toys by Ellen

 

 

 

          Me thinks the plumber might be hangin’ ‘round the manager a bit too much too Raena. Can you believe he didn’t even ‘member comin’ to our house Furiday?  

 

That was a bit crazy sissy. But, him knockin’ on the door at 8 a.m. should’a been our furst clue to how the rest of the day was gonna go. I’s knew I’s should’a gone to the office with mommy when the manager called ‘bout needin’ to do more paperwork. After all, she was already seein’ red from the rental due notice we found on the door Furiday and all the bangin’ on our roof and walls by the workers outside. 

   

illegal rent notice

 

 

 

          Yep Raena, mommy had already told the manager that rent due or eviction after 4 days thing was illegal, and here she was servin’ us that same notice this month. Mommy had spent the whole weekend researchin’ everythin’ and found that the Rural Development rules say that there must be a grace period of 10 days and then a late fee charged after the 11th not to exceed $10.00. So that notice is not only illegal, it’s an abusive threat.  

 

Meowin’ of researchin’ sissy, mommy had to spend the whole weekend researchin’, cuz the nasty peeps at the management office sent the below notice that said they had to follow the purrcedures of Rural Development and not HUD. So, mommy had to find out what those rules and purrcedures were and how they differed from HUD pawlicies. 

   

Final review of appMommy’s responses in red.

 

 

 

          Oh Raena, mommy hates it when peeps treat her like she’s a dummy. She said that last statement was so condescending it was pathetic. And just another jab. Even so, mommy had planned to help us visit our furiends yesfurday. But, as soon as she came back home from her meetin’ with the manager, things started fallin’ off the walls cuz those workers were bangin’ the walls too hard. Me actually thought they were gonna come thru the walls at one point. 

 

Dezi lays on chair

 

 

 

Yeah sissy, when the big heavy mirror fell off the wall and almost hit you layin’ in the chair, mommy became the angry lioness and headed outside to give those peeps a whacky paw up side their heads. Our normally calm and sweet mommy suddenly changed into somethin’ otherworldly. I’s purretty sure those workers unnerstood English purrfectly even tho they kept sayin’ they didn’t. Amazingly enuff, when mommy said “I bet you’ll habla my foot up your behind if you don’t cool it out here”, they pawlogized in purrfect English and did their work very quietly from then on.  

 

Dezi and Raena play with the Made with Love nip toys sent by Ellen

 

 

 

          That was somethin’ Raena. Mommy hates to have to be like that, but she was literally at the end of her rope. So of course, the manager had to come down and bug her one more time. No sooner had we settled down to try to start visitin’ our furiends fur the hunnerdth time yesfurday than the manager was knockin’ on the door wantin’ mommy to sign a new lease and tellin’ her our rent was goin’ up this month.  

 

That’s the minute I’s knew we needed to put a note on the door sissy. Mommy started spoutin’ rules and purrcedures yet again. The manager furinally slinked away and the lady from the home office called mommy and said from now on, we’re to direct all communication, etc. thru her. And that she would be lookin’ into that rent due notice as soon as she got a copy of it. And I’s’ll be ifin the manager didn’t come back to our house to get a copy of that notice. ‘Pawrently, we’re the only ones that got it and she didn’t make any copies of it. Can we all say harassment and discrimination? They just keep purrvidin’ us with more and more ammunition against them.  

  

Raena sits pretty on the cat tree

 

 

 

 

          Yeah Raena, they just don’t learn. Altho’, we may have found another fighter. Seems the new tenant with the cute little calico doesn’t like to be bullied either. And, she’s willin’ to stand up fur herself. 

 

 

 

    

Raena sits on cat tree = selfie

 

 

 

I’s hope so sissy, but I’s like mommy say, we’ll have to wait and see. In the meantime, we’ll be our normally nice selves and ifin we get somethin’ we don’t need or want, we’ll happily share it with Daisy. We shared a nip toy with her yesfurday. Her mommy said it was the furst nip toy she’d ever had. Mommy furgot the camera, but said Daisy looked so adorable rollin’ round on her new nip toy. It makes us really happy when we can share the joy. Anyways, help me post mine’s note so we can get busy visitin’ our furiends.  

 

Till the next time……………………………………………………….Be Blest!!!  

 

Raena: Navy Blue  

Dezi: Vibrant Blue

 

 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee

Feline Furiday And Bloopers

MeOW-llo Furiends, welcome to the Three Belles Ranch, as Raena would meow. Me knows you’re all here fur Service Cat Furidays, so let me start by offurin’ our ‘pawlogies. Mommy thought she’d be back to “normal” after a week; but no sooner did we get home from the funeral, we’ve had to deal with the ‘pawrtment manager and all of her nonsense. Needless to say, mommy’s brain is purretty fried. She says she feels a bit like a funnel cake, all twisted up with no rhyme or reason.

Dezi lays on cat mat on box

 

 

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Chatting Cats: No Right Swipes

Raena:  Hey You!!! Bully lady (apartment manager), what are you doin’ to our car? Mommy, What’s the bully lady doin’ with our car? Don’t you be takin’ no fotos of our car!!!  Just go on and get away, ya’ hear?!! 

 

Raena lays on scratcher looking over her shoulder

 

 

 

          Dezi:  RaenaBelle, what in the world are you growlin’ and hissin’ ‘bout over there? 

 

Close up of Raena sitting on perch and looking out door

 

 

 

Raena:  Y, Don’t you see her sissy? She’s there behind that tree. That mean o’l bully lady’s walkin’ ‘round checkin out our car in the pawrkin’ lot with her camera. I’s don’t know what she’s doin’, cuz our car’s fine and mommy pawrked t’ween the lines, unlike some peeps out here. 

 

          She’s just tryin’ to find another way to harass mommy Raena. Don’t worry ‘bout it, let mommy do the worryin’. The mean lady just can’t stand it that we still live here in spite of all her attempts to get rid of us. Mommy’s still workin’ on the purrticulars of her complaint over the whole lease fiasco, she’ll just have to add this to it. Me swears, it just never stops with this woman. 

 

Raena looks out door while sitting on small cat perch

 

 

 

Yeah sissy, I’s just don’t unnerstand why she hates mommy so much?. We keep to ourselves and don’t cause any trouble, like, ever. And mommy says we pay our rent on time every month, even tho’ they just raised it by $40.00. And, unlike the woofies ‘round here, we’re not poopin’ all over the sidewalks.

 

          Yeah Raena, me knows. But bullies just aren’t happy lessen they’re makin’ somepawdy else miserable. And when they cross somepawdy like mommy, who doesn’t back down, they just get beside themselves tryin’ to garner allies to their side and find new ways to pick on their chosen victims. Me thinks it’s totally ridiculous fur old peeps to be actin’ like 5 year olds on the playground. You’d think at some point everypawdy would just grow up and act their age. 

 

You’d think, huh sissy? Anyways, ‘nuff ‘bout the schoolyard ‘pawrtment bully. What do you think ‘bout the hots comin’ back? Ya’ know, durin’ last weeks storms it kind’a cooled off ‘round here…a lot. But, summer came back with a vengeance this week. It’s been in the hunnerds every day. 

 

Dezi gets loving from mommy while laying on the arm of the chair

 

 

 

          Ain’t that the truth, Raena. Ifin it hadn’t stormed so much me might have enjoyed the cooler weather. But, since it was stormin’ all week, we couldn’t even go fur a stroll or nuffin’. There’s not much to enjoy UTB (under the bed). Meowin’ of storms, did you see the storm that happened on your married to a stranger show last night? 

 

I’s sure did sissy. But you know, that’s what ya’ get when you get married and still troll the datin’ web sites. Somepawdy’s bound to find out. Guess we need to go deactivate all those accounts we made fur mommy on the datin’ sites. Turns out they don’t work that well. After all,  nopawdy ever called mommy fur a date.  

 

          You didn’t actually give anypawdy our nummer, did you Raena? Me didn’t see anypawdy worth swipin’ right fur. 

 

Raena lays on cat tree looking back

 

 

 

Well sissy, maybe you’re too picky like mommy. Were we s’posed to swipe somethin’? Hmmmmmmm Maybe that’s why they didn’t work. I’s ‘member seein’ one or two that might’ve been okay. Oh well, back to the drawin’ board. Maybe we can find a matchmaker. Or maybe we can find a mail order husband. Ya’ know, I’s found a new show on the tube the other night ‘bout fureigners wantin’ to marry Americans fur green cards papers.

 

Dezi eats freeze dried cat food

That Raena’s left her plate again. Ifin me hurries, me can steal her noms too.

 

 

 

          Raena, we don’t have enuff green papers to go ‘round as it is; we’re fur sure not spendin’ ‘em on somepawdy to marry mommy. Me’s thinkin’ we might oughtta take a little break and just let the chips fall where they may. 

 

Raena sits on small perch in front of door

 

 

 

So long as they don’t fall on our track toys, sissy. Mommy does that enuff on her own. Guess we better wrap this up and finish our brekky. I’s think mommy’s headin’ back to the kitchen fur another cup of coffee, and we’ve got lots of furiends to visit. Why don’t you tell the neighbor dog to stop barkin’, it’s inneruptin’ mine’s train of thought and not mine’s idea of good dinner music. 

 

Till the next time…………………………………………………Be Blest!!! 

 

Raena: Navy Blue 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee     

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs

I'm Dalton, a Rat terrier mix and I came here in Sept, 2017, I was rescued from Hurricane Harvey. My birthday is 8-20-2016. My Gotcha Day is 8-27-2017. And I'm Pipo, I'm a Siamese, my birthday is 12-26-2004; my Gotcha Day is 2-14-2005. We also have Angel MrJackFreckles, (2-5-2018); and also we have Angel Minko, (6-18-2017). There are also Angels Groucho, Simba, Suki, & Toki. We meezers used to be known as WeBeesSiameezers. We'e all from Michigan, Dalton came here from Texas.

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