Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle; comin’ to ya’ live from what’s left of the Three Belles Ranch. I’s mean, there we were layin’ all snug in bed this meownin’ enjoyin’ the last of our nighty night snuggles when all of a sudden the whole ranch started shakin’. There was bangin’ and scrapin’ comin’ from the window beside the bed, and I’s just knew somethin’ was tryin’ to get in. It’s fur sure one of those aliens. I’s heard ‘em talkin’ right outside; some strange language I’s couldn’t unnerstand. I’s nearly jumped outta mine’s furs at all the commotion.
RaenaBelle Maycee, don’t be so dramatic. You act like you’re auditionin’ fur a pawrt in one of your teevee shows or somethin’.
Hmmmmpht Like you didn’t nearly jump outta your furs too sissy. I’s heard you scampurr UTB (under the bed) when all the commotion started too.
Nah, Me was tryin’ to get to the window to investigate Raena. Me wasn’t hidin’. Fankfully, mommy keeps the windows locked and they gave up befur me could get there to purrtect us.
Yeah right sissy, whatever you meow. Anyways, all hope of sleepin’ in and extra cuddle time was gone at that point. Mommy was wide awake and had to go to the pawtty box, so we all headed that way. Well, mommy and me did, you sat outside the pawtty box room starin’ down the hall at the door and growlin’.
Well Raena, they might have given up comin’ in thru the window, but me wasn’t sure ifin they were gonna try the door. Mommy’s really vulnerable furst thing in the meownin’ so me had to purrtect her.
I’s sure mommy ‘purreciated your effurts sissy. You weren’t wrong. Once we all got settled and started eatin’ our brekky, those aliens started bangin’ on the door. It seems that contrary to the required amount of notice (48 hours, 24 in an emergency), mommy did find a notice hanging on the door last night (less than 16 hours) that said those aliens would be comin’ in today to change out our windows.
Yep Raena, mommy was purretty peeved that she hadn’t gotten purr-opurr notice. We’ve got boxes and stuffs everywhere, and now they wanna come in and change out the windows? (Dezi shakes head) Altho’ me must meow, ifin they are aliens, they sure are cuter than those they show on teevee.
here. Every heater in the house is runnin’. Mommy’s seein’ dollar signs
float out the gaping holes in our walls. MOL
Don’t let ‘em fool ya’ sissy. That’s how they do it ya’ know.
Do what Raena?
Suck your brains out and snatch your body, what else?
Me’s not sure any aliens would want our bodies Raena.
Of course they would sissy. We live the good life. Who wouldn’t want our lives? Mommy waits on us hand and paw, and takes great care of us. We eat better than most peeps, and look at us, we’re gawjus. (There’s a knock on the door and 2 “aliens” come inside and start taking down the blinds and removing the old windows. Dezi and Raena run to mommy A and sit close by her. Suddenly the stench of burning fur sends them both down the hall to the bedroom.) Yuck!!! That Stinks, sissy!!! See, I’s told you they were gonna get us. They’re tryin’ to knock us out with their stink bombs. We better sign off fur now.
You’re bein’ over dramatic again Raena.
Oh yeah sissy? Then why are you runnin’ down the hall with me? We hope we’re still us the next time we see you all.
Till the next time……………………………………………Be Blest!!!
Raena: Navy Blue
Dezi: Vibrant Blue
Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses
RaenaBelle and Deztinee
Hey, is anypawdy out there? It’s me, RaenaBelle. I’s meowed to ya’ll that we’re not very tech savvy didn’t I’s? Well, it seems mine’s request fur our blogger bloggin’ furiends to turn on the Name and URL option fur us to comment doesn’t actually exist. ‘Stead, ya’ll/they have to allow comments from Anonymous fur the Name and URL option to appear. Now I’s’ll be honest of course and meow that we don’t know ‘zactly what that means fur ya’ll, but we sure do ‘purreciate ya’ll makin’ it easier fur us to comment.
We sure do Raena. Me doesn’t know why it has to be so hard in the furst place. Fur somethin’ that’s s’posed to be social and bring peeps together, this innernet sure can be unwelcomin’ sometimes. Seems the only peeps who don’t have any trouble communicatin’ are the spammers. Mommy says she doesn’t unnerstand how 4500 spammers can actually send us mail in one 15 minute time frame in the furst place. And who wants to be 5 inches bigger in less than a minute? Me just doesn’t get it.
Hmmmm This is innerestin’ mommy. What is it?
Ain’t that the truth sissy. In the last week since signin’ into google one time fur less than a minute, we’ve been offured Asian beauties, Russian wives, naked ladies, stamina inducin’ pills, loans, grants, credit cards and to become bazillionaires many times over. Those last peeps even call us their dearly beloved’s. Anyways, it’s a real shame that the innernet’s full of peeps who wanna scam unsuspectin’ kitties in the furst place.
Enuff ‘bout those spammers and scammers Raena, me doesn’t think they’re goin’ away any time soon and me doesn’t wanna give them any more time.
You’re right sissy. Hey, did you see the new hide away we got?
Sure ‘nuff Raena, where’d that come from?
The mail. (Raena meows sarcastically)
Hmmmpht Me knows that Raena. Me meant did mommy order it fur us or what?
No sissy. Seems we won it in a drawin’ they had at BlogPaws. We were purretty x’cited to win anythin’, but we actually weren’t sure what it was. And, it arrived in two different boxes on two different days. So, mommy put the bottom together and thought that was it. When we got the second box, she thought maybe they messed up and sent us a second one. It was a much smaller box, but the foto on the box looked the same. That is till mommy furinally opened the second box last night.
Me ‘members Raena. She was squealin’ somethin’ ‘bout how cute and how much we were gonna luv it. Me can tell ya’ what me did luv…watchin’ mommy fallin’ all over herself tryin’ to put that nifty canopy on our new pet cot from K&H Pet Products.
Yeah sissy, mommy is kind’a funny when she’s tryin’ to put things together fur us. Ifin we could only work the camera. The stories we could meow. Anyways, I’s really like the new pet cot, what ‘bout you sissy?
Me likes it too Raena. It kind’a reminds me of those hammocks we had wanted a while back. Me’s glad we won it, and that mommy didn’t kill herself puttin’ it together. MOL
Yep sissy, I’s was concerned fur a minute that she was gonna take a nose dive right in the middle of it when she was tryin’ to attach the canopy. Ya’ know, mommy has broken a few of our toys by fallin’ on ‘em. Fanky fankfully, she managed to keep both feet on the floor. Guess we oughtta wrap it up fur now. Mommy says she has lots of human things to do befur the end of this month. That means she’s only got one more day. Maybe I’s can enjoy a little nap on the new pet cot since mommy’s put the camera away.
Till the next time………………………………………………Be Blest!!!
Raena: Navy Blue
Dezi: Vibrant Blue
Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses