Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle, comin’ to ya’ live from the tempurrary Three Belles Ranch. Let me tell ya’, those sticky fingered mini humans can sure be annoyin’. There we were relaxin’ and enjoyin’ the luvvly sun puddle comin’ in thru the window when all of a sudden, the whole room started shakin’ and we thought a herd of wildebeests was runnin’ down the hall and over head. Trust me, I’s know what it sounds like, I’s watched it on teevee purrlenty of times. Just as I’s was gettin’ into huntin’ mode, there came a squeal and holler that can only come from a sticky fingered mini human. This behavior went on fur like elebenty billion minutes befur mommy furinally opened the door and gave the sticky fingered mini human and their pawrent a look that could freeze flickerin’ flames. Not that I’s ever seen that look directed at me of course. I’s purrefect and never do anythin’ wrong.
C’mon RaenaBelle. Hurry up mommy, we need you to type fur us. It’s Blest Sunday, and everypawdy purrobably thinks we fell off the face of the earth. We’ve been MIA since last Wednesday. Kittens!!! (Dezi tries to corral Raena and push mommy to the computer)
Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle, comin’ to ya’ live from the tempurrary location of the Three Belles Ranch. I’s gotta tell ya’, the weather outside is frightful. It’s stormin’, and rainin’, and hailin’, and there’s even tornadoes swirlin’ ‘bout. We couldn’t have picked a better day to have a playdate. After all, stayin’ inside and safe can be borin’, lessen you have somekitty to play with. Hurry sissy, she’ll be here any minute now. Help me set up the travel tunnel.