Meowllo evewypawdy and happy Caturday. Me wants to mention stwaight off dat me joined da Pet Pawade over at Rascal and Roccos. Evewy week weez join ‘em and evewy week mommy furgets to put their link in meez posty. You know sum fings oughtta go wiffout sayin’. Me can’t dictate evewyfin’. Me needs meez booty west. But me did want’cha to know dat meez joinin’ ‘em again this week along wiff many more pawsum pet blogs. Yous oughtta head over, after yous wead and comment on meez posty of course; and check ‘em out. You can go ahead and paw dat linky, it’ll open in anudder window so you can finish here furst.
So, most of ya’ know dat sissy has a Facebook page wiff hers name on it. Weez change out and make posties on each udders pages all da time, and meez bloggy goes up there evewyday. Or at least evewy time me can get mommy to take dictation. Anyways, she asked ow furiends ifin they wuld like a daily chwonicle ‘bout how she be duin’, how da meds awe workin’ and so on. Mommy wanted to keep a wecord fur hers selff and they fawt ifin ow furiends wuz innewested this wuld be a purrfect way to journal it. Well we hav da mostest pawsumest furiends in da universe and of course they all sed yes, they wanna hear all ‘bout it. So Lexi posted yesfurday after dinner and it wuz mostly borin’ cuz da day had gone purretty good. Well she spoke too soon. Yous wanna knmow why?
Well just let me tell ya’. It went sumfin’ like this. Mommy wuz takin’ dictation when me had to go to da pawdee box. (she shlda took dat time to add da linky to da Pet Pawade) Just as me headed back, sis Lexi came wunnin’ fwu da house like hers pants wuz on fire. She had hers tail tucked down and hers hiney all sucked up. Come on yous ladies know what meez talkin’ ‘bout when yous twyin’ to get in those jeans you wore when you wuz still a teenager?. Anyways, me had to go so me didn’t fink much ‘bout it. Maybe hers meds is givin’ hers da zoomies. Well me wuz in da pawdee box twyin’ to do meez businesss and me heard mommy say, “Oh Lexi. It’s okay sweety, accidents happen. Let me help ya’. Honey, don’t run off. Wait!! Stop!!” but did sissy wait or stop? Nope hers whizzed past me and into da udder pawdee box hers went wiff mommy hot on hers heels.
Lexi: Well Dezi ledid me tell ya’ sumfin’, derz nubbin’ okay bowt dat smell or feelin’ or habbin’ a ji-unt chayzin abter ya’ wiv a wad ov toylit payper cuz sumfin’ beez hayngin’ frum youz hinee-bow. Itz jiz down rite im-bayrizun. Jiz cuz youz doo it awl da time duzunt meen I’z wanna habz a tern.
Well sissy me dusn’t like it, but it just happens sumtimes wiff all meez fur. At least yous not hav all da bwitches me has. Anyways, wiff all this commotion goin’ on it’s a wunnew me wuz able to handle meez business. Altho’ guess me spoke too soon. Cuz da nex fing me heard wuz mommy hollewin’, “Oh My Bloomin’ Cat!!!! Cant’t either of you hit the pawdee box? Me had a little stickin’ purrawlem too, and it fell off to da floor when me jumped outta da pawdee box. And…..pawently mommy went and stepped in it. (snickers) Okay yous wight, it wusn’t funny (chuckles under her breath). Poor mommy. All she wuz twyin’ to do wuz hav a cup of hot coffee. And she’s almost out. Da only fing we can say to dat is, why shuld we change how ow house wuns just cuz yous at da bottom of da coffee can mommy. Ifin yous been followin’ eever of us fur anytime yous know dat mommy rarely if ever gets to sit down and hav a whole cup of fwesh hot coffee. Well mommy had a big ole mess to clean up in da pawdee box woom cuz of course mw didn’t hit da piddle pads eever. And of course after mommy stepped in it and smooshed it evewywhere it wusn’t gunna be an easy job. No, don’t worry weez not hav any fotos of this. Poor mommy wuz gwossed out she wuldn’t subject yous all to it. And all this happened in da foo hours after Lexi posted hers update on Facebook. Hope all of you hav fings movin’ nowmally and not be havin’ dirty bloomers fur yous mommys to clean. And we hope yous hav a pawsum Caturday.
Till da nex time……………..Be Blest!!!
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses
Dezi and Lexi
WooHoo it’s Furiday, and da day afur meez Meowday/Birffday!!! Meez waited all year fur this day to come back wound. And now it’s almost here. Meez been duin’ purractice zoomies. And sis Lexi has been laffin’ at me. She sed it wuz meez Meowday and me didn’t hav to put on a show, dat wuz mommys job. Me wuz posed to sit back and welax and let evewypawdy entertain me. Hmmmm Me had to fink on dat one a while. Meez not suwe me wants to do nuffin’. Well while me wuz finkin’ on this, guess hoo called and asked me out? Yous wight, Andy. Hims gunna take me on a virtual twip to New York fur meez special day. Dusn’t dat sound fun? Hims so sweet. Meez one lucky ladycat dat’s fur suwe. And then mommy’s gunna fwo me a pizza pawty, cuz awnty Cindy and Maggie Meme sent us dat pawsum gift cawd to da Pizza Hut. It’s gunna be a gweat Meowday fur suwe. And snce we celebwate all mumff long, me will get extwa tweats evewyday.
Anyways, Let me giv you ow take on events dat will unfold today. Lots of hoomans, and hear me, weez not sayin’ ALL, but lots go cwazy and dwess up and go door to door beggin’ fur candy. Can yous believ it? Lots of Peeps complain all da time ‘bout beggers and havin’ to pay taxes so udders can sit wound and draw welfare. Yet on this day evewy year peeps get all ‘cited and spend lots of gween papers on candies and udder items so they can answer their doors and dwop those same goodies into sacks and containers. Cwiminy, Why can’t they be mowe like dat evewyday. Maybe there wuld be lots less hungwy peeps in da world. Well dat bein’ sed purrlease member to be safe and keep all yous pets and hooman childwen safe. Sumtimes this big ole world is just not a nice place.
Since joinin’ social media and da blogosphere we hav met so many wunnewful peeps and we know yous all know what we be talkin’ ‘bout. And while dat’s pawsum it sumtimes makes yous furget dat not evewypawdy is like dat. So just member dat ifin yous goin’ to be one of those goin’ door to door or even ifin yous just stayin’ home and openin’ yous doors make suwe yous know where evewypawdy in yous pawty is at all times. Now me wil tell yous dat me won’t get a lot of visitin’ dun tomowwo cuz mommy has a new nurse dat be comin’ to visit and she sez there be lots of paperwork they hav to go fwu, so we will be wound as much as pawssible but might not be here as much as we wuld like.
So, till da nex time…………Be Blest!!!